i typed this with my nose

You're not special. I've done it too.

You: I typed this with my nose.
Me: I don't care.

by insertpseidonym October 31, 2017

Gone with the wind

When someone/you silently disappear without anybody knowing where.

"Where has she gone?".
"She's gone with the wind"

by Independent-definer May 10, 2018

Shaking hands with the Pope.

It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.

Everyone Loves to shake hands with the pope.

by Griz April 18, 2004

go in with me

An offer from one to another -- usually to a tight bud
or homey -- to COMBINE FINANCIAL RESOURCES to buy
a larger quantity of blah blah so as to reap the benefit
of volume pricing; saving much money or re-uppin' bigger.

LEO: "I been broke as a joke, man, after rent and all.
And, gas a-leanin' on me!
STAN: "I feeyabro. Why'on't you GO IN WITH ME on a QP
and sum 40z and we'll forget this shit for tonight.
LEO: "Thrizzle in a coupla hoes ...
and I'm dizzle widat, maNizzle."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

Coming in there with a stick

The commonly used parental threat (usually empty threat) of intimidating one's child (or other subordinate) into doing what is asked of them. Very often used on defiant children when they refuse to go to bed or obey their parental figure.

Son: I'm not going to go to bed...I'll stay up as long as I want!

Dad: The hell you are! Get to bed or else I'm coming in there with a stick!

by Eziquio C November 16, 2007

bugger me with a fishfork

Shocked.

Just won the lottery "well bugger me with a fishfork "

by Saturdaysun January 4, 2011

Sex with a Woman

Similar to masturbation but much better. It's performed by inserting your penis into a woman's vagina.

The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.

I had sex with a woman yesterday. It was fun.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009