Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.
by Macktown January 14, 2019
Get the wheel out the cripplemug. A steering wheel that has been used in an aggressive manner to honk at other drivers so often that it has begun to cave in or crack, mostly found in vehicles driven in large cities with dense traffic like Chicago, IL.
by User46724 February 15, 2024
Get the Chicago Steering Wheelmug. 
boy: hailey and i wheeled last week
friend: no way dude
boy: on god
friend: so you and jake have been dating for a while.. have you wheeled yet?
hailey: haha yeah but don’t tell anyone!
random: i saw you and jake wheeling behind the trees at the park
hailey: i don’t know what you’re talking about
random: well i saw you, you gave him his first wheel
friend: no way dude
boy: on god
friend: so you and jake have been dating for a while.. have you wheeled yet?
hailey: haha yeah but don’t tell anyone!
random: i saw you and jake wheeling behind the trees at the park
hailey: i don’t know what you’re talking about
random: well i saw you, you gave him his first wheel
by anon6193629 January 3, 2019
Get the wheelingmug. by C2C123 May 25, 2022
Get the Duplicate the wheelmug. when your dick is the only utensil nearby and you are hungry so you take down some oatmeal from your red cabinets and sdome grape juice from the fridge and ya put the juice in the oats and stir it with yo dick and then you get a fiyne ass huney up in this bitch and tell her "yo fiyne huney, why dont you come suck this oat juice of mi dick plz" and she be lyke..."ohhhhh mi goodness. do i really get to do a wheel of thunder in my life time???"
Jesus was so pissed when he heard that britney gave jose a wheel of thunder and not him so he was like yo give ME THE THUNNNNNNDER
by SneakyDyke September 5, 2016
Get the wheel of thundermug. 