what the tits

When you want to say "what the fuck" but you are always thinking about tits on some subsconscious level, and as such, you say "what the tits" instead.

Also use: Why the tits? Who the tits? Tits the tits?

Jennifer, you ate all the rice! WHAT THE TITS??!

by Freddizle fo' Shizzle April 28, 2016

What the snakes?

To express a feeling of confusion i.e. "What the hell?"

Kid 1: I just made out with a window licker that rides the short bus to school!
Kid 2: What the Snakes?

by moe deca 1200 September 07, 2006

What The Diu

When something amazing, extraordinary, gay, sad, frightening, or for whatever reason. Used to replace holy shit, oh shit, what the fuck, diu, etc

What the diu?? Is that an eggroll?

by TWG's VC July 21, 2008

What's that BTA?

code for: What's That Bitch Talking About?
What's That Bitch Talking About is a spoof game show featured on Saturday Night Live when Tina Fey hosted. The title can also double as a phrase used in conversation or in the classroom when an annoying person or teacher says something unbelievable and/or difficult to understand. It is said in code so the person being referred to as "bitch" is unaware and therefore not offended.

Teacher: And then you calculate a 95% confidence interval predicting the population proportion using the sample standard deviation and hypothetical velocity.
Bob: Dude, what's that BTA?
Rob: I have no clue man.

or

Girlfriend: Joe you said you'd call me in the morning when you woke up!
Joe to friend: What's that BTA now?

by McGlovan February 26, 2008

what the pants

An interesting variation on "what the fuck".

Guy #1: What the pants is Erica doing?
Guy #2: I have no pantsing clue.

by Lana Banana June 09, 2005

what the cluck

To replace what the f**k

What the cluck, this is a load of crap!

by Chesney allan April 17, 2008

What the Moses!

a term commonly used by one Paul Guerrero. this term is often vocalized during a moment of surprise or disbelief.

"What the Moses! that guy almost got killed!"

by Pooru May 12, 2006