Whale Whisperer

A male who has learned the right way to communicate with chubby girls to gain their acquiescence to his will.

A few guys in the frat house stared wonderingly as the Whale Whisperer walked into the stadium with his Whale Pod. They failed to comprehend how in less than four weeks he had managed to get all three chubby girls to not only offer up their virgin holes, but totally acquiescence to his will. Dorm mates said every night they'd hear the Whales Songs as he worked one after the other and even at times all three at once.

by mck73 February 12, 2014

whale

A mammal that was to lazy to get out the water.
Also used to describe someone who is lazy.

Your uncle is such a whale, he ever gets up to do anything!

by Headladn June 27, 2014

Brown Whale

a sex position where you are having sex and turn around to find a fat man named Tallah is on top of you.

"Dude, I never wanna try brown whale again."

by kylebp March 30, 2010

whale penis

Someone or something that is very annoying.

Lacie is a whale penis.

by doggyman45454 November 7, 2006

Beluga Whale

A large individual who wears clothes that are made for smaller individuals. There is a song and dance associated with the term.

Come here beluga whale now let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat"

"oh man look at that beluga whale, she should probably get clothes that are made for her body-type

by Natti Ice October 19, 2009

Beached Whale

A fatt-ass bitch that has been put out the pasture

Charlene B Is A Beached Whale

by 123 January 13, 2005

Beached whale

When a large fat woman goes so long without sex that she'd physically dried up.
Like a beached whale!

"Dude, your moms a total beached whale"
"She gets more than you know.."
"From who?!?!"
"You don't want to know.."

by GAVIN ELMO January 13, 2009