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wet slipper

the act of throwing ones favorite slipper in the toilet.
I really feel like i want to wet slipper someone right now
by peanut and butter March 13, 2011
mugGet the wet slippermug.

The Wet Winter

When a guy ejaculates onto a table, sprinkles cocaine over it and then the girl snorts it.
You know how I love cock and coke? Let’s do the wet winter!
by Thesben March 13, 2020
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wet banter

Usually described when someone's banter is so piss poor that nobody laughs. The main culprits of wet banter are Danny day and Marie birkbeck
"Wet banter that like"

"Your banter is wet"
by Eeeeeeelaine December 20, 2013
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Wet belly

A person who is extremely emotional, often involved in PDAs on social media, in touch with their feelings, buy into the idea of 'love'.
"Did you see that picture he put up of him and his girlfriend? What a wet belly!"
by Shane Blackett August 18, 2017
mugGet the Wet bellymug.

Wet Jonathan

Person who drinks his own cum or piss
Bob talk to much shit you wet Jonathan!
by Zaper939 October 19, 2021
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Wet Hawk

For context:
Fire truck = huge black dude
Dump truck=small Asian chick
Flatbed truck = your Mom

"Wet Hawk" (noun):

A meticulously coordinated and unconventional waste disposal maneuver involving one fire truck, two dumpster trucks, and a flatbed truck. The Wet Hawk is a spectacle that takes place when the fire truck engages in a peculiar waste redistribution process. It begins by unloading a significant load of refuse into the first dumpster truck. Curiously, the fire truck proceeds to deposit a second load of trash into the very same dumpster truck. At this point, the plot thickens as the dumpster truck takes charge, expertly transferring both loads of waste and trash onto a waiting third flatbed truck.

The climax of the Wet Hawk is reached when the third flatbed truck, acting as the grand orchestrator, reverses the process, returning the combined loads back onto the fire truck. This strange and intricate dance of waste management leaves bystanders bewildered and questioning the purpose and efficiency of such a convoluted operation.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see that crazy waste disposal process yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was like a Wet Hawk or something. The fire truck dumped everything into the dumpster truck, then they shuffled it onto the flatbed truck, only to put it back on the fire truck again. Bizarre!"
by Take_your_Doxy July 18, 2023
mugGet the Wet Hawkmug.

Wet Jet

“Wet jet / wet jetting / wet jetted”: Used in lieu of the term “squirt” to refer to vaginal ejaculation.
Oh my god my fiancé was gone for the weekend and when he came back he f*cked me so good I wet jetted all over the sheets. I never do that it was crazy!”
by alcremie9 May 17, 2021
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