Squeeze Willy

Yet another spoof of the phrase "Free Willy", this one was thought of about 30 seconds ago.

Squeeze Willy. It feels like a sponge!

by Zach G. December 6, 2003

Wisconsin Willy

A term for a penis with considerable smegma, or "dick cheese."

"I hear that Jimmy isn't too clean. Sally said that he's got a Wisconsin Willy.

by Tomshanks October 9, 2008

chilly willy

To have a bud-burnin-buddie, stick the blunt backwards in his mouth, and blow out. When the smoke comes out of the blunt you sniff it up.

"will somebody give me a chilly willy?"
(WARNING: chilly willies are not for ametuer bud smokers. try at own risk)

by Jake S. May 13, 2005

Bruce Willis

When you rip of a yellow guy's dick off then punch the shit out of him.

when it's really cold out you start to jack off then you pore cold water on your dick then stick it on a frozen pole then stick a icicle up your ass then pull the icicle out of your ass and rip your dick of the the frosen pull at the same time.

damn! Bruce Willis just gave that guy in Sin City a Bruce Willis.

"man my tongue herts after sticking it to a pole then ripping it off." "You think that's bad, I gave myself a Bruce Willis and it still isn't healed fully but at least the skin grew back." "why would you do that, it's the stupidest thing ever!" "I made $50. you still think I'm stupid?" "yes."

by shafty Mick Jonhson April 30, 2006

screaming willies

wet poop a.k.a "shart"
also, poop coming out really fast, thats not solid

MOVE! i got the screaming willies!

by moh October 25, 2006

Dirty Willy

The act of circumsizing ones own penis with a homeless man or woman's teeth. Then having them taking the foreskin and putting it on top of an ice cream sundae and shitting on top preferably using the blood from operation to replace said cherries.

I won't even touch a man until he's had a dirty Willy done.

by TO7372727 January 29, 2017

free willy

see KATE L. the fattest girl on earth...

her fat ass blocks the sun

by IPIEDINHERASSHOLE August 29, 2004