Verbal Ass Whooping

An ass whooping administered by ones mouth. Verbally putting someone in their place in an intelligent manner and doing so in such a way that the person on the receiving end is unable to recover. In some cases the receiver begins to re-evaluate all their choices in life.

In some cases these ass whoopings are so intense that the receiver may contact the administrator and thank them for changing their life.

"Wow! Did you hear the verbal ass whooping Christiana put on John? He was completely beside himself after."

by MsOb June 23, 2016

can of whoopass

basically it means when someone or you are threatening someone that you're gonna kick their asshole to the moon, ya jew-tard

Bob: fite me nigga
Joe The Fitness Trainer: don't make me open a can of whoopass bitch
Bob: I just did though

by LargeWillyHaver59 January 18, 2018

Christian ass whooping

Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water

“Dude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterday”
“Lmao rip you”

by Santa 🎅 November 19, 2018

Can of Whoopass

The can of whoopass is a term meaning to unleash great pain unto a target, specifically someone you have feelings against.

It ain’t gravy
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass

by Literally Just A Toaster September 2, 2019

The Soggy Whoopie Cushion

When you creampie a girl and then sit on her to push it all out.

Bro me and my girl were going at it right? Then she asks for the soggy whoopie cushion. Long story short it was a lot of cleanup.

by Burgerman306 June 2, 2021

An Aroseabeth ass whooping

When Aroseabeth beat bitches tf that’s her!!!

She gave her an Aroseabeth ass whooping she fck her up

by Coochie destroyers by man March 21, 2022

a can of whoopass

A phrase the wrestler Stone Cold would say

Stone cold is gonna open a can of whoopass on you!

by UnosMemingos July 19, 2022