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White Chocolate Surprise

A white chocolate surprise is when a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, licks out a mixture of excrement and semen with his tongue, and deposits it in her vagina whilst eating her out.
"Did you see that video? Max Hardcore does a white chocolate surprise on that bitch."
by Emmzee March 19, 2008
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whitestream

When something is popular enough to be mainstream, but is really only mainstream for white people. Emo music is a good examle of whitestream.
Anup: Hey did you know snoop dog just had a show in town?

Tammy: Oh I loved him back in high school- that's too bad I missed it

Anup: It was good, the audience was almost entirely white people though-it was a little strange

Tammy: Yeah, I had heard he's really gone whitestream recently.
by schmuckaneers June 6, 2009
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White Market

Legal buying and selling, face to face, completely outside of any governmental regulations and unknown to any government agencies.
The White Market is when a transaction is private and nobody has to legally report it to any governmental entity.

Selling your stereo to your friend. He doesn't have to pay any sale tax on the item. You don't have to pay any income or other tax to sell it.

Buying stuff at the flea market for cash.
by Donna Matrix, the Excretionist November 14, 2009
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White Ace Challenge

Needed: 2 Players willing to take on the challenge + another acting as a referee.

1. Each of the players need to firstly buy a litre of white ace
2. The start commences on the referees signal.
3. The first person to drink the litre of White Ace is hailed as the winner of the round.
4. After a 10 minute break, another litre is purchased by each of the players and another round commences.

The winner is decided by either submission of one of the players, or a previously decided score to reach (i.e first to win three rounds).

Also, Under the referees discretion one player can be disqualified if he/she is being pussy and not drinking 'properly'. Meaning the other player is the winner.

If both players can't man up and drink, a forfeit is decided for both competitors by spectators of the event.
Person 1: How much of a man are you?

Person 2: I eat steak for breakfast

Person 1: Up for the 'White Ace Challenge' then?

Person 2: Game on son!
by tlsk5 October 8, 2011
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white girling

Having a strong desire for a product or service frequently consumed by young and affluent white women. For example, certain kinds of clothes or food (Starbucks, Ugg boots, etc.)
I'm white girling hard for the new vegan chia seed espresso shake from TrendyCafe.
by My Pseud September 9, 2013
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White Apology

When a white person (usually unprompted) apologizes for the perceived culture of racism that prevails today. Not to be confused with making a heartfelt apology for an instance of racism.
White person- "Hey I saw you eating lunch over here and just felt compelled to tell you I am sorry for the prevailing culture of racism that has historically kept your people down and prevented you from being a self-actualizing human being."

Person of color- "Thank you?"

Later that day
Spouse of person of color- "how was your day?"

Person of color- "it was pretty good. I was late getting to work after lunch because of white apology again."
by Flippityfloo November 20, 2014
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Eli Whitney

Just as every child learns throughout his/her childhood that Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin and nothing else of importance about it, "Eli Whitney" is a phrase used to indicate a repetitive thing of little to no importance.
Gary went to a party expecting plently of attractive females, but was dissappointed to find that fugly chicks were the Eli Whitney of the party.

OR

Dude 1: I walked 4 miles today!
Dude 2: Fucking Eli Whitney.
by A. Mule February 23, 2008
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