wheel out the cripple

the telling of sad, negative or heartbreaking life experiences to make others feel sorry for you

Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.

by Macktown January 14, 2019

Chicago Steering Wheel

A steering wheel that has been used in an aggressive manner to honk at other drivers so often that it has begun to cave in or crack, mostly found in vehicles driven in large cities with dense traffic like Chicago, IL.

Kevin's car has a Chicago Steering Wheel, he should really learn how to drive less aggressively.

by User46724 February 15, 2024

Yorkshire Catherine Wheel

When you spit roast a woman and then spin her around making spunk erupt from the anus and mouth.

She was like a Yorkshire Catherine Wheel after being spit roasted.

by Oafc63 March 28, 2024

smooth stearing wheel

A white girl with silky soft skin and a juicy f*t ass, sultry eyes and a great sense of humor, loyal.

Daaaamn, that girl a smooth stearing wheel!!

by Chrisper June 20, 2016

Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.

Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.

by CG Badman June 19, 2017

wheeling

when a boy and girl make out and do other things; ass grabbing sitting on lap etc.

boy: hailey and i wheeled last week
friend: no way dude

boy: on god

friend: so you and jake have been dating for a while.. have you wheeled yet?
hailey: haha yeah but don’t tell anyone!

random: i saw you and jake wheeling behind the trees at the park
hailey: i don’t know what you’re talking about
random: well i saw you, you gave him his first wheel

by anon6193629 January 3, 2019

Wheel

To make out with someone

I can't believe I wheeled Jessica !

by sweet_chrisy November 18, 2017