fat wacker

a crummy sales item that is really a paddle made to beat the fat out of someones ass. invented by matt hudson.

coming to your town today, it's FAT-WACKER!!! ONLY $29.99!

by patrick.strinni May 21, 2004

fatter wackin

the action of jackin off a choad

girl:omg! wht is he doing!
friend:fatter wackin

by caylin121 August 22, 2010

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location

I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned

by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005

wackum

1. Another way to say penis
2. Someone that is being a fag.

1. Will you massage my wackum? hecka nee
2. Dude stop being a wackum.

by Johhny Lokum October 20, 2007

Wackopathy

Naturopathy gone too far.

The talk by the wide-eyed natural health practitioner veered quickly into wackopathy.

by Jack Ofall August 24, 2011

wackling

a freckle jumping on a turtle

I was at my friends house and all the sudden his freckle starting wackling his turtle

by TimmyCat July 9, 2012

wackeroo

A kid who acts as if he is 20 or something, and then tries to prove to everyone that he is cool and chill, when in reality isn't cool at all and just plain sucks

You're such a wackeroo.
Stop acting like a wackeroo

by PlanetG March 24, 2020