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vagina snack-cident 

when you wake up hungry in the middle of the nite and u
mistakenly pull down your girls pants and you start eating out her vagina
vagina snack-cident
vagina snack-cident by blthrskt November 25, 2009

Vagina Fangs 

In reference to vagina, it is the sharp, pointy teeth that protrude out of the labial, and vaginal area, in order to ward off unwanted visitation. Also found on angry bitches.
"That dumb bitch is so angry, I bet her vagina fangs make walruses jealous"

"I was about to penetrate my spouse yesterday, and something sharp and jagged (obviously vagina fangs) pierced my member. Highly unsettling."

Vagina Ears 

Slang term for Labia minora.

When working for a private ambulance company a woman in a psych ward had come up to my partner and I and asked who she should talk to if she had a problem with some of the other residents. I then asked why she wanted to file a complaint and she said "They cut off my Vagina ears."

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"they cut off my vagina ears."

Synonyms include but may not be limited to Vagina Ears Labia minora Beef Curtains Roast Beef Flaps pussy lips
Vagina Ears by Emrgnc911 March 29, 2009

vagina cleaner 

Another name for calling people "Douche Bags" when you want to say it in the literal way. It's quite an insult.
Person #1: Wow, she's so annoying.
Person #2: Yeah, what a vagina cleaner.
Person #1: What?
Person #2: Other way of saying "douche bag".
vagina cleaner by Mira&Lindsay July 20, 2008

Vagina depression 

When a vagina hasn't been used in a very long time, it turns a greyish-purple color, shrivels up and tends to fall off if not treated with at least ten cans of bounce dat ass immediately.
girl: "Oh my god, I have vagina depression!"

guy: "Hurry, I have ten cans of bounce dat ass on me.

girl: "Really, where?

guy: "On the south pole!"

vagina shark 

A vagina shark is a lesbian. The logic behind this definition is that like sharks lesbians eat eachother, and if a man comes around they will bit him.
Theres no point in trying to get with her joe, shes a vagina shark.
vagina shark by Matt Corbett October 9, 2006