United Way Drunk

To get intoxicated at a legitimate charity work fundraiser on a work night and then call in "sick" the following day due to a hangover.
"Morgan won't be in today she got United Way Drunk last night."
by TorroZ May 05, 2010
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united states of america

A piece of land below Canada and above Mexico. Leave all the political bullshite out of it and that is just what it is, a piece o' land.
Jane: uh, what's that place above Mexico called again???
Carl: the united states of america
by ze_kimster January 16, 2005
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Incident Response Unit

(Noun) An elite group of individuals that perform diagnostic assessment , positive action, repairs and reporting of building issues.
The Incident Response Unit or the IRU at the University is incredible! They fixed my problems and made sure that they never happened again.
by kerb-stirer May 12, 2018
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United Snakes of America

An increasingly popular phrase to describe the unhinged underbelly of ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ pseudo-American vipers who are for libertarian-style governmental minimalism and which advocates for being heavily armed and critically under-taxed.
We are facing yet another dangerous surge of the poisonous United Snakes of America and we must take up the sharp shovel of democracy and sever its unglued and agitated tiny head from its enlarged and overfed body.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023
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Unit 23

Unit 23 is an elite combat unit with an impressive array of weapons and equipment. Revealed so far are its MK-IV Exofrag Cannon, EMP bombs, Funky Bombs, and missiles of unknown type and quantity, as well as nanolathing generators and heavy armour and EMP shielding. Unit 23 is the senior ranking survivor of the original battle with the Windowites and is therefore in command of Unit 42 and the rest of the taskforce (with the possible exception of Object). Unable to find its lost commander, Unit 23 is very gung-ho and anxious to continue the battle against the Windowites, but frequently underestimates the obstacles in its way.
Unit 23 has been fighting the Windowites since 2002.
by Mibbly January 23, 2004
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skip-unit

Excuse me sir I believe I was here...SKIP-UNIT!!!!....ohhhhhhhh :-(
by Anonymous April 08, 2003
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Pleasure unit

Man, what should we do tonight?

We should go get some pleasure units and get laid!
by jimbo slice69 April 14, 2010
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