Dutch Uncle

Inserting a lolipop into a girls asshole, and then having her suck it while you fuck her.

She was a skank so I introduced her to my Dutch uncle.

by CBone September 30, 2007

Uncle Yogurt

Another word for your dickcock.

She was dubbing my Uncle yogurt the king with her tongue last night.............JEEEEEFFFFFFFF!!

by The Bangkok Project January 9, 2008

Uncle Tom

The term "Uncle Tom" is also used as a derogatory epithet for an excessively subservient person, particularly when that person is aware of their own lower-class status based on race. The use of the epithet is the result of later works derived from the original novel.

Ben Carson is acting like an "Uncle Tom".

by BlackGirlWoke February 22, 2017

Uncle Wiggly

The act of inserting a slippery worm into the anal cavity.

Dude, do you want to come over to my house to Uncle Wiggly? I'll supply the creepy crawlers!

by fuckmaster flex November 7, 2010

uncle fester

a ford fiesta (small car mainly found in the uk)

uncle fester---> fester ---> fiesta

by Lance Pickard April 5, 2005

uncle doug

An inferior of an especially rare breed.

A rat.

My roommate is an uncle doug.

by Ryan March 29, 2004

Uncle Jemima

When two gay dudes lube up their assholes and place them together to form an airtight seal and then one passes gas. It pushes the gas into the other gay dude and makes his stink star expand and pop a bit, thus giving pleasure.

Hey Thad, rub that maple syrup on my pucker and then back over here with your pants down. I had burritos for lunch and I want to give you an uncle jemima. (also known as the gay shotgun)

by SirCockalot May 15, 2008