two hit fight

It is often used as a way to dismiss the threat of an aggressor by saying, "This is a two-hit fight."

A two hit fight is one where 1) I hit you, and 2) you hit the ground.

by Silent Barracuda February 27, 2014

two tub man

A large, formidable dude.

Have you seen that two tub man that's bouncing down at Tony's?

by neverlad January 23, 2014

two dick mouth

A mouth that can comfortable hold two dicks. Also called a 'TDM.'

Dude1: "Carly Simon has a TDM."

Dude2: "A what?"

Dude1: "A TDM - you know,a Two Dick Mouth."

Dude2: "Oh yeah, totally. I wonder if James Taylor ever tested it with a buddy."

by Coosey Junt December 14, 2013

two tier fountain

The act of petting the vein matted stank hammer while simultaneously water-popping your own brown eye whilst squatting over a bidet.

I had the best “O” face while doing the two tier fountain today. Wishing wells ain’t got shit on me

by Stank hammer March 15, 2019

two bite check

The act of checking on a table in a dining environment after all members of the table have eaten approximately two bites of their food. This is standard hospitality procedure.

Hey, can you please two bite check table 26 for me, the guy at cover one is a pretentious asshole and I can't bear the thought of going back there.

by nachoworm August 8, 2010

Two Shrub Rub

The act of intercourse.

"I didn't have children until the two shrub rub."

by replicant5k September 10, 2009

Two-Bit Mathews

Two-Bit Mathews is a very underrated character from The Outsiders. He loves chocolate cake and Mickey Mouse. He always stands up for and protects his friends because they’re really like his family. He loves cracking jokes and causing trouble. He didn’t have enough screen time for you to really get to know him but in the time he did have he stole your heart for his personality and good looks.

Two-Bit Mathews is funny, caring and gorgeous once you get to know him.

by [e-mail]75 January 25, 2020