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Twitter

"Half way between your twat, and your shitter" the area between the vagina and anus.
I want you to tickle my twitter
by THEtwitterqueen December 29, 2020
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Twitter

The armpit of the internet

Stay the fuck away bro trust me
Urban Dictionary made me put this here and made me include the word Twitter in it
Fuck you Urban Dictionary
by Youraveragestarwarsfan December 8, 2024
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Twitter Twain

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.
Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.
by Teflon Johnny September 23, 2019
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Twitter

Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline
''bro have you heard of twitter''
''yeah its alright but its kinda like Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline''
''U right''
by KindaIssac.Jpg November 22, 2020
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The most amazing fanpage on stan twitter, really REALLY wants a Nintendo, loves Lando and f1. She's drop dead gorgeous and she's super funny.
I BELIEVE IN BREATHINLVXS SUPREMACY
Julia the @breathinlvxs on Twitter is the most amazing person ever. Amen
by Katja8 October 28, 2020
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Twitter

The Hell hole of the internet. Where people can get canceled over the stupidest thing or over actual illegal activities when the cops should be involved and not people who argue over a post from 10 years ago.
Person 1: hey man do you have Twitter

Person 2: i did but then someone doxxed me for not agreeing with them (don’t dox people it’s not cool and can risk multiple people’s safety)
by SululuScrabble June 17, 2022
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Twitter

The Internet's hellhole.
dude: "hey man have you used twitter"
dude 2: "no twitter is a hellhole"
by Elliot Forsaken June 2, 2025
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