My friend and I ate the same thing for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and we weren't even hanging out, we're Food Twins.
by FoodTwins August 14, 2017
Get the Food Twinsmug. A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)
OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.
by workshy willy November 26, 2011
Get the Disability Twinsmug. by Bts07 September 25, 2020
Get the the better twinmug. 
by huntynutcheerio November 21, 2019
Get the Twin toweredmug. 1. The chaotic celestial offspring of BuddahVega- half divine, half disaster, all attitude. These two pint-sized demigods were sent from the heavens to test the patience of mortals and overthrow the toy aisle.
DenaroVega
A boy pup forged in a volcano made entirely of dog hair and rage. Denaro is an Aries-powered spitfire with the temperament of a caffeinated war god. Short-tempered. Loud. Constantly offended. Will fight a houseplant for looking at him wrong. Known to bark at ghosts, shadows, and his own reflection—because it “disrespected him.”
Uncle Dustin: “Denaro didn’t bite the UPS guy… ...he 'warned' him with teeth.”
ZenVega
A beautiful, untamed goddess in the shape of a girl pup. Lightning in the form of fur. Moves so fast she exists in several dimensions at once. Rebellious as hell and proud of it. Has never followed a single rule in her entire life, not even gravity. Known for her… let’s call it “aggressive intimacy” with her stuffed animals. Every plush toy in the house has trauma and stories they can’t tell.
Friend: “Is she… grinding on that unicorn again?”
Uncle Dustin: “Yeah. She named it Steve. Don’t ask.”
"Together" they are the twin storms of adorably unholy chaos. Denaro is the fire. Zen is the lightning. And BuddahVega? He’s just trying to keep the furniture alive.
DenaroVega
A boy pup forged in a volcano made entirely of dog hair and rage. Denaro is an Aries-powered spitfire with the temperament of a caffeinated war god. Short-tempered. Loud. Constantly offended. Will fight a houseplant for looking at him wrong. Known to bark at ghosts, shadows, and his own reflection—because it “disrespected him.”
Uncle Dustin: “Denaro didn’t bite the UPS guy… ...he 'warned' him with teeth.”
ZenVega
A beautiful, untamed goddess in the shape of a girl pup. Lightning in the form of fur. Moves so fast she exists in several dimensions at once. Rebellious as hell and proud of it. Has never followed a single rule in her entire life, not even gravity. Known for her… let’s call it “aggressive intimacy” with her stuffed animals. Every plush toy in the house has trauma and stories they can’t tell.
Friend: “Is she… grinding on that unicorn again?”
Uncle Dustin: “Yeah. She named it Steve. Don’t ask.”
"Together" they are the twin storms of adorably unholy chaos. Denaro is the fire. Zen is the lightning. And BuddahVega? He’s just trying to keep the furniture alive.
Those kids tonight were as wild as BuddahVega's twins, I hope it does not rub off on the other kids at their school.
by StewPididy June 25, 2025
Get the BuddahVega's twinsmug. Fraternal twins that are conceived between one mother and two different fathers, usually at an orgy or gangbang.
by Tyrone Watson April 4, 2021
Get the Half Twinsmug.