love turkey

(noun) a generally good looking male who has the ability to make one develop a strong appetite, not necessarily for food; may also make strange and unnecessary noises akin to a turkey or camel

Matt is a huge love turkey.

by SpambotPrime January 16, 2011

turkey timer

A slang term for a fully charged / hard clitoris. So called because of its resemblance to the timer that pops out when a frozen turkey is finished baking.

One stroke on her turkey timer and she was gushing like Niagara Falls.

by anoldviolin July 21, 2016

turkey ten

A set amount of weight gained during the holidays, but not necessarily an exact amount of 10 poulnds. This phrase is most often used in January after gaining too much weight between the start of November to the end of December. People are usually expressing their dismay with a lack of self-control and over eating.

I have got to lose this turkey ten. I can't believe I ate so much during the holidays!

by Ellee722 November 10, 2010

toilet turkey

The third after Thanksgiving dinner.

I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!

by Tomayko Plumbing November 23, 2017

stuffin the turkey

When a guy puts his balls into a girls asshole

would you want to try something like stuffin the turkey

by Clay Torious February 17, 2014

Lurkey Turkey

When someone is flirtatious in a sly manner.

"Josh just texted me his parents weren't home" "What a Lurkey Turkey!"

by haikumoonface April 19, 2018

Irky Turkey

When an animal or human defacates in their pants or on another object

Aeesha's dog long genie ducky suit made an Irky Turkey in her dog crate, it was so bad there was Irky Turkey outside of the crate on the floor too!

by jone smithy April 7, 2023