from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location
by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005
Get the Wacking Off In My Tool Shed mug.There are several defining traits of a tool; if one or more of these characteristics apply to you, then you are a tool.
1. You often feel used by your "friends", who usually make fun of you to both to your face and behind your back, but act polite if you have something they want. Of course, because you're desperate to be accepted, you give it to them.
2. You buy into whatever trend seems in at the moment because you have no identity or sense of pride. If you're emo, pass out at parties after 4 drinks to show off to people that you're drunk, or wear a pink shirt with the collar popped in a vain attempt to appear "secure with your masculinity", then you're a tool and haven't realized it yet.
3. You listen to Tool and think they are the pinnacle of musical talent because they call themselves "prog", but are actually boring and mediocre.
1. You often feel used by your "friends", who usually make fun of you to both to your face and behind your back, but act polite if you have something they want. Of course, because you're desperate to be accepted, you give it to them.
2. You buy into whatever trend seems in at the moment because you have no identity or sense of pride. If you're emo, pass out at parties after 4 drinks to show off to people that you're drunk, or wear a pink shirt with the collar popped in a vain attempt to appear "secure with your masculinity", then you're a tool and haven't realized it yet.
3. You listen to Tool and think they are the pinnacle of musical talent because they call themselves "prog", but are actually boring and mediocre.
by Chernorizets Hrabr December 28, 2005
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Smeagle-like creature.Dwells in the shadows. acts like the pronunciation.Uses primative weapons, poorly.
You tool(e).
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
Get the Toole mug.1. Matthew Inman, writer for the hilarious "The Oatmeal" website, as described by a nonfan on May 21, 2011. This is the opinion of merely one man, an employee at Lowe's who apparently enjoys his life of selling toilets and driving forklifts inside giant warehouses, seeing as The Oatmeal is the worlds leading source in 3rd grade humor and grammar awareness.
2. A Complete and utter tool, and most likely a douchebag as well. See: DJ Pauly D
2. A Complete and utter tool, and most likely a douchebag as well. See: DJ Pauly D
1. "I am too stupid to understand your sense of humor. Thus, you are officially an 8x10 Toolshed."
2. "God, watching Jersey Shore is like watching a documentary of the inventory at Lowe's: Totally overstocked with 8x10 Toolsheds."
2. "God, watching Jersey Shore is like watching a documentary of the inventory at Lowe's: Totally overstocked with 8x10 Toolsheds."
by swall67 July 9, 2011
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v. toolenated
adj. toolenating
Spitting an amense amount of times while smoking a cigarette that you pretend to inhale.
v. toolenated
adj. toolenating
Spitting an amense amount of times while smoking a cigarette that you pretend to inhale.
by Olga Shmelsa Mepray June 28, 2005
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Get the tool mug.Variation on the term tool. Used to describe a person that has surpassed the lower forms of tool tool box and tool shed.
Dude did you smoke the rest of my shit?
Yeah I was all out and broke til payday.
You fucking tool truck!
Yeah I was all out and broke til payday.
You fucking tool truck!
by Buddhadaddy September 28, 2008
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