salad girl

An individual of any gender that is subject to secretive and humorous pity from an outside group of people
Omg Sarah, look at the guy eating alone at the table, he’s such a salad girl
by Crazymonkey1923 July 02, 2019
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buck salad

A salad made with anal buckage and lettuce topped with afterbirth as dressing.
I think the afterbirth on my buck salad went bad.
by Zope August 30, 2007
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chicken salading

When one covers a male or female with mayonnaise and slaps him or her with raw chicken cutletts.
by Your mom.com12 October 13, 2015
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toss salads

Well, to basically go around and, you know.... toss salad
by Nitrof D. Recneps April 30, 2005
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Bitch Salad

When you're headed out the door to go get lunch and your boss asks you to swing by McDonald's on the way back and pick him up a South West Chicken Salad.
Boss to Employee: "Hey can you grab me a salad from McDonald's on your way back?"

Employee to Boss: "Uhm, we're not going to McDonald's for lunch tho."

Boss to Employee: "On your way back.."

Me to Employee: "Wow, he really made you his bitch right there. he was all like 'Bitch get me some Salad'..

Employee to me: "yep.. it's a BITCH SALAD!"
by possiblyben December 08, 2009
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Turky Salad

A tit wank. A term used when a woman masturbates a man with her breasts.
"Dat bitch frum da club wit' dem big titties gave me a turkey salad last nite yo! A put ma dick between 'em an' bust a nut all over dem titties."
by unknown April 02, 2004
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garden salad

something you may get a taste of while giving a wordrim job/word

undigested vegetables etc. that one ends up eating while giving a wordrim job/word
I was givin' this bitch a rim job and got a mouthful of garden salad
by m0loch October 02, 2003
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