The Bob Blues

Period of sadness that occurs after about a month of having a bob that you either spontaneously cut yourself or got cut at a salon, the longer the original length of your hair the worse the hair-depression.

"OMG queen you got a bob" - A
"I love it" - B

*1-2 months later*

"Damn bitch, i miss my long hair, this shit is annoying" - B
"Ah . . . I see you have the bob blues : (" - A

by OOP_Queeb November 20, 2020

Sideshow bob

A Simpson's character who tried to murder Bart Simpson multiple times

AHHHHHH sideshow BOB!!!

by Akaksksios July 11, 2020

Butthole Bob

A heterosexual male who prefers fucking women's anuses.

Women were just a collection of orifices to Fred, a real Butthole Bob.

by Smithy666 June 21, 2021

average bob

A simple person, who does not always grasp the concept at hand.

"Hey do you think Patrick can finish that report"
"I don't know he is kind of an average bob"

by _shameless_ May 6, 2014

bob pp

MEGA SMALL.

I play fortnite, i have bob pp.

by bobuk January 3, 2022

king bob

to spread your ass cheeks on a window or a wall and shit

Timmy don't king bob on the wall poop in the toilet

by grussy July 23, 2022

Bob Marriott

A person whose gay tendencies are outdone by his lack of penis size. A cock like a mini walnut whip.

Look there is bob Marriott, it’s ok girls you’re safe. He only likes cock. A true taker and his portion is too small to satisfy anyone!

by Gums electric bike Orchestra October 12, 2021