unhealth food

The opposite of health food. You go to a "green" market for health food, and you go to a burger joint for food that is guaranteed to raise your cholesterol level to the top of the Empire State Building and load you up with a week's worth of sodium.
Yesterday I overdosed on unhealth food at the local burger place.
by TheScienceDude November 17, 2016
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Food shape

When you’re in the kitchen more than the gym- you’re in food shape.
I was in such good shape when I exercised, had sex a lot, and didn’t eat. Now I’m just in food shape.
by Things Laurel Says... August 31, 2018
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hamster food

When you shove your hamster in your anus and go about your day normally.
Tim: Hey Johnny you're walking kinda funny is everything alright?
Johnny: Yep just a little Hamster Food.
by Errect Phalic Member April 27, 2016
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Food at home

The same prepackaged food you have been living off of for the past 5 years or the omega poor meal you put together despite living in a two story house, owning yeezys/tims, only wearing "designer clothing", and blowing 2k of your moms credit card on vbucks last week like it was no big deal.
Me: mom can we stop at McDonald's

Mom: we have food at home

Food at home:
by Pee Doge January 05, 2021
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Regret food

When you eat a food knowing that there will be serious consequences in the bathroom
SHELLFISH GIVE ME THE SHITS BUT IM GOING BALLS DEEP.
No the regret food will be too much
by HeavyDynamite December 26, 2022
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The tale of food

A game of four fucking hot men even though the game haven't even come out
Random person: Hey you like hot anime men you should play The tale of food

Other person: yea I do but the game is only on a ad right no-

Random person: stfu let's make r34 out of them
by KAYSUSHIDEF April 13, 2023
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food tap

Celebratory act of people bumpin' bites of food together as if clinking drinking glasses. The food items are held by hand or by fork.
Everyone was food tapping chicken wings, pizza slices and tacos during happy hour.

Party on! *food tap*
by yes juanito yes October 23, 2017
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