Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

Squeezed like a lemon

Really tired, drained!

Massimo is always squeezed like a lemon from working out his muscles so much!

by Massimo’s language December 19, 2023

Lemon Lace

A term used for a golden shower, where the partner giving the golden shower is so clean that the shower is delightful, refreshing and lemony in flavour.

"....how was that...babe....?"

"..That, was lemon lace."
:D

by PHeartstorm September 5, 2012

Sour Lemon

When a man places his hand down his pants to fondle his own genitals, then aggressively rubs the fingers of that hand on another mans mustache while asking, “do you like pussy or dick?”

Yeah I heard ol’ Don gave Dustin a Sour Lemon… it sounds like he’ll have to pay good money to get out of that mess.

by thelawd September 28, 2021

Defrosted lemons

"Defrosted lemons" is a term used to describe a parchingly refreshed feeling someone gets from any event. Usually the subject whose "lemons" are being "defrosted" are in between the two words.

When my friend does something mildly impressive, you could say:
"Oh wow, that totally defrosted my lemons", or "You really just defrosted lemons, damn".

by Anonononomouse May 6, 2023

lemon brownie

Pissin in someones ass hole

I gave jenny a lemon brownie last night

by Idkligmaman January 13, 2023

George Lemon

Nice L’emon kind of guy, he also likes Turdboi420

“George Lemon likes his lemons”

by TURDBOIGAN23 April 20, 2022