cleaning

lying on your bedroom floor, feeling the wood against your bones and just crying to fine line by harry styles

person 1: i'm cleaning my room
person 2: i should do that too bro

by niall_folk January 25, 2024

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Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.

Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk

by got balls? May 16, 2014

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Cleaning the windows inside and out

An act of female self-love where the clitoris and vagina are stimulated simultaneously.

Both Mandy's hands were under the covers, she was obviously cleaning the windows inside and out

by Jimbob1984 March 1, 2016

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Man clean

Man clean is to deeply penetrate whatever it is that you are cleaning such as using a pressure washer, power tool, or some other high powered mechanical/ electrical machine to do the job. Heavy chemicals that are non organic and completely corrosive to the environment are applied to the cleansing process.

Hey babe, you couldn’t get the stain out of that rug? I’ll have to man clean it.

by Jsome001 June 8, 2022

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