Post-Christmas Dumping

A popular, yet unheard of holiday tradition that usually takes place the night of Christmas or at any point in time on the day after Christmas. In this tradition, one locks his or herself in a bathroom for an unusually large period of time and painfully excretes all holiday fruitcakes consumed over the past few days. This tradition is a wonderful way to say say goodbye to the Christmas season and to prepare your bowels for the upcoming new years.

Brian: That was a great Christmas season. Best Christmas ever!
Jimmy: Yeah it was! But now it's time for the Post-Christmas Dumping. See you in a couple hours.

by TheDirtyHoodelum December 26, 2014

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Christmas list shopping

Going from store to store looking for items to put on your Christmas list. To be contrasted with regular shopping as you're just making a list of stuff you want versus actually buying anything.

Store clerk: Can I help you find anything?
Customer: No thanks, I'm just going Christmas list shopping.
Store Clerk: Oh, ok.

by vmiboxman November 22, 2010

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Spreading Christmas Cheer

When a girl gives a boy a blowjob during the holiday season and he blows his load (christmas cheer) in her face.

Tyler: "Dude I just spread Christmas cheer all over that hoe's face."
Samson: "Dude your just like Santa Claus."

Boy: "My mom caught me spreading Christmas cheer all over my girlfriends face."

by courtneyann! January 6, 2009

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The Ghost of Christmas Past

The first Christmas Eve after a spouse's parent has passed away, the husband dips his penis into their loved one's urn and has sex with his wife.

By dipping my penis into this urn and letting your vagina swallow the ashes, we are honoring the life of your late Mother. This is, The Ghost of Christmas Past.

by doofmonger May 25, 2010

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