by ghozzap February 18, 2024
Get the officiary canceredmug. Person 1: Did u get a haircut
Person 2: No Tianna touched me and now I have cancer
Person 1: Damn is cancer contagious
Person 2: Only when someone called Jazmine, Tianna, Teddy or Hanif has it
Person 1: But your called Teddy
Person 2: Want it Jazmine
Person 2: No Tianna touched me and now I have cancer
Person 1: Damn is cancer contagious
Person 2: Only when someone called Jazmine, Tianna, Teddy or Hanif has it
Person 1: But your called Teddy
Person 2: Want it Jazmine
by Ummmmmmmmm me October 12, 2021
Get the Cancermug. 
A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.
The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.
Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.
Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"
Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
Get the Mary's Cancermug. Be prepared, the world as we know it is soon to end. For Atlas shall return and restore justice upon us all, with no other that thy Cat The Cancer.
- Cat The Cancer
- Cat The Cancer
by Cat The Cancer April 24, 2025
Get the Cat The Cancermug. Person 1: hey wanna play overwatch
Person 2: Sure if you don't use mei
Person 1: awwwwe, why she is the best character.
Person 2: Mei is cancer, seriously
Person 2: Sure if you don't use mei
Person 1: awwwwe, why she is the best character.
Person 2: Mei is cancer, seriously
by Corrupt Albino November 29, 2016
Get the Cancermug. 