she's too young for you, bro

Created by Jerry Lavigne Jr, heard by Jersey Shore in Season 4, Episode 2. You say this line to someone who's trying to smush/hit on a LG/young chick, usually after stating how damn young she already is.

Vinny: If she got a basket on her bicycle, she's too young for you, man!

Pauly D: If she still has the parental control on her TV in her bedroom, she's too young for you, bro!

Vinny: If she only owns 'Snow White' on DVD, she's too young for you, man!

Pauly D: If Keds still light up, he's too young for you, bro!

by MAAAAAAAA August 17, 2011

she has bruises on her knees

It means that she is a hoe that has been sucking dick behind the staples

She has bruises on her knees

by Qwedswdjshdj February 10, 2017

thats what shes going to say

a christian version of "thats what she said" primarily for people who are putting sex off until marriage

"its so big"
"thats what shes going to say!"

by gcccc August 6, 2009

Under the bed she-shed

That sort of secret space under the bed where a girl keeps her dildos.

Girl, I keep my toys in the 'under the bed she-shed'!

by NatashaRomanov April 15, 2021

thats what she said

thats what she said can be added on to practically anything

Jim: im bored
Tom: Thats what she said

Jim: this tastes good
Tom:Thats what she said

Jim: this hotdog is larger than most
Tom: thats what she said

by anonymous April 13, 2022

damn, she farted on my dick

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

by theleroy27 February 17, 2017

Too bad she has AIDS

A classic "I Did Your Mom Last Night" block. Used to intimidate bullies, with a quick comeback.

Guy: Dude, I Did your mom Last Night.

Guy: Well, too bad she has aids.

by steven May 13, 2005