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A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"
by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020
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Lemon

In the world of fandom (check out fan fiction, fanfiction, fanfic(s), or fic(s)), a lemon is a story which consists of sexually explicit themes and situations.

SYNONYMS:

Limes: More romantic and cuddly than sexual, with some fooling around and kissing.

PWP: Stands for “Porn Without Plot” or “Plot? What Plot?” Much more hardcore and to the point than lemons. As the name suggests, it’s all about sex, and is completely absent of any storyline or plot that would take place in a lemon or lime.

You can google Harry Potter lemons (just about any popular work of fiction for teens will do) or google anime lemons.
by MayDayMeh June 14, 2018
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Lemon Season

Lemon Season is a play on the phrase "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" meaning a period of time in which a person takes advantage of good opportunities or tries to make their life or situation better by doing certain things.
Person: I'm starting at the gym today. Going to get huuuuge
Person 2: YEAH MAN LEMON SEASON
by lemonademan1372 May 21, 2018
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Lemon

(noun) Another food word to associate with a person of Asian ethnicity. Similar to twinkie or banana but acts completely Asian.
Dude John is such a lemon, for someone born in the States.
by koreandude March 10, 2009
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Vancouver lemon

A lemon from the country Vancouver from Africa on Mars. Extra Mustard. Table.
Guy 1: Have you heard of a Vancouver Lemon?
Guy 2: No lmao
Guy 1: Save yourself
Guy 2: Why???
Guy 1: Extra Mustard. Table.
by L'boot February 12, 2021
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Sour Lemon

When a man places his hand down his pants to fondle his own genitals, then aggressively rubs the fingers of that hand on another mans mustache while asking, “do you like pussy or dick?”
Yeah I heard ol’ Don gave Dustin a Sour Lemon… it sounds like he’ll have to pay good money to get out of that mess.
by thelawd September 28, 2021
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lemon toot

something you make up to make a friend feel dumb!
Veronica is an idiot, I had her searching up the word lemon toot for an hour”
by mixmastermark July 12, 2018
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