Cowboy Tears

Male semen, produced by gay white cowboys.

Dude you're pulling so hard you're gonna make me shed some cowboy tears.

by Kocik.XXX February 19, 2022

Michigan Cowboy

Sexual Position Involving 2 people roleplaying their idea of what Cowboys from Michigan would do.

Have you tried the Michigan Cowboy with your new GF? It’s so much fun.

by Michigan Man Handler March 27, 2022

Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin'

The act of leaving all of your friends to go play Red Dead Redemption 2. Yeah, fuck all of y'all who do that.

"Hey guys, I'm gonna go Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin', peace bitches!"
"Awww fuck off"
"Dude fuck you"
"Eat a dick"

by Keroger May 30, 2019

cowboy cunt

a person who only wears classic leather cowboy boots, occasionally a big hat, and denim, especially jean jackets

aye look at that cowboy cunt walking down the street

by m305 October 16, 2019

Snow cowboy

The snow cowboy is jack. Jack doesn’t ride a horse he rides a bad ass 4wd avalanche that never gets stuck because us of the combination nations of the horse power of the truck and the sex appeal of jack.

Oh no my truck is stuck who should I call? Call the snow cowboy he can I’ll you out and get you pregnant in 5minuets.

by Laykes dad February 20, 2021

paper cowboy hats

The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.

Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.

by Navydude83 March 18, 2018

Cowboy Death

Used to describe the inordinate amount of time in can take for an extremely pissed person to stop talking and fall asleep. Derived from old cowboy films where a hero was shot and would then talk about life and the universe for ages in an attempt to give their death meaning and generate sympathy.

I wish he'd shut the fuck up and stop with the Cowboy Death.

by JWW32 December 25, 2021