(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do
(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):
diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.
Harry : who was he?
Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.
Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb
diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.
Harry : who was he?
Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.
Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
Get the con qui fail d'aplombmug. a failure that, while possibly excusable, creates such a bad energy or reputation that the entity in question must take the blame anyway, often severely
Even though it came out later that Cody Parkey's infamous "double-doink" field-goal miss had in fact been tipped, the whole thing was such a mojo fail that the Bears released him and no other team wanted to touch him.
"I know it's not your fault, but it's still your fault. It was a total mojo fail."
"I know it's not your fault, but it's still your fault. It was a total mojo fail."
by phraseo February 4, 2020
Get the mojo failmug. The stupidest most pointless word in the English language...well maybe aside from lol....if you use this word someone will hack your head off with a machette.
by yourjealousofme September 26, 2011
Get the Epic Failmug. <.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.> Despite his parents wanting him to be an athelete. after years of substance abuse and many failed rehabilitations, Sparta continued to fight for Fucks Off Sake On Individuals<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.> Despite his parents wanting him to be an athelete. after years of substance abuse and many failed rehabilitations, Sparta continued to fight for Fucks Off Sake On Individuals<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.> Despite his parents wanting him to be an athelete. after years of substance abuse and many failed rehabilitations, Sparta continued to fight for Fucks Off Sake On Individuals<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>mug. Failed friendship -
When Susannah was being a bitch, Julia said " I dont fuck with that bitch no more!"
When Susannah was being a bitch, Julia said " I dont fuck with that bitch no more!"
by Jalan666 August 22, 2017
Get the failed friendshipmug. basically they wanted to collect every particle of a human female menstrual period cycle to study and analyze the egg that's being discarded through this process but they couldn't ever find a female clean or enough or hygienic enough to work with during these end times...and they look to me for an solution and i had a simple one that i did not offer it and ask them to leave me out of science the study and research of the world around them because its purely can be nonsense and heresy...and its too deep for me to speak on if i wanted to ...i have more important things to worry about instead of an unfertilized rotten egg...just an cliche expression not a true definitive expression because again i have no knowledge of what's going on during this process
do they have to study absolutely everything like that and The Virgin Essence failed experimentation too? they look for a cure in everything but their own shit.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022
Get the The Virgin Essence failed experimentationmug. Man! Whats up with him or her failing/not showing up to this class? Must be an MTV (Motivated to Fail Viewer).
by Tommy Dictionary February 23, 2011
Get the MTV (Motivated to Fail Viewer)mug.