textamarketer

Similar to a telemarketer, a textamarketer spams you with unwanted information in an attempt to sell you things you never wanted via text message.

While I was at dinner, some textamarketer blew up my phone trying to convince me I could get $30,000 working from home-- how ridiculous!

by donotcallregistry May 21, 2011

text sense

The ability to walk along the street whilst writing a text and avoid all oncoming traffic without looking up from your phone.

Dave: "Did you see the way that girl just changed direction without looking up from her phone, she was on a serious collision course with a pram"
Jon " yeah, she must have text sense"

by 2ace November 29, 2011

text in sick

A means to call in sick by using a cell phone.

Leonard text in sick again today he doesn't have the the guts to talk directley to the boss.

by ceabel January 30, 2012

Textbook buy-back

v. The act of selling one's text books from the previous semester back to the university. This will ALWAYS result in feelings of abuse, frustration, being ripped off, and barely enough cash to pay for a conciliatory ice cream cone.

"Dude, I spent like $500 on text books for class this spring, and I went to the university book store for a Textbook buy-back, and they only paid me $23 for the whole lot!"

"Wow! That's messed up! You must feel pretty ripped-off, abused, and frustrated. Wanna go get some ice cream?"

"Sure. Next year I'm definitely buying my books online, if the school posts the book list earlier than seven days before class!"

by GoLookItUp October 15, 2012

Text coward

A person who is such a wuss that he can only act all bolshie and tough by text message, but not by phone and most certainly not face-to-face

He's having a go at me by text message again. What a text coward!

by King Drax October 29, 2012

textassult

An insult via text.

I read my text after I broke up with my girlfriend, only to find the beginning of a textassult that would last for a week.

by wordcarpenter December 12, 2012

Textbarf

When people use so many typing/texting abbreviations and/or numbers instead of letters that it makes almost no sense when read.
Example: "Grrrrrrrl r u 4 r33l? dnt b h8n!" would be considered "Textbarf"

I wish I could understand my friend when she texts me, but all I get is textbarf.

by LOLidk December 18, 2012