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High Test

#1: Old-school term for Premium/high octane fuel.

#2: Also more modernly used as slang term to note things of high quality.
#1: Fill-er-up with high test, dude...Groovy!

#2: Man, that guitar is friggin' high test! If I only had the three grand to buy it...
by chaz360 October 3, 2010
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spaz test

There are two (2) ways of testing someone to see if they are a spaz.

1. While the subject is completely unaware of you being about to test their spazzocity, take a candy wrapper (a willy wonka shockerz™ candy wrapper worked well for me) and put it on the side of their neck from behind. If the candy wrapper stays on the subject's neck by their reflexes squishing the candy wrapper between their neck and their shoulder for more than five (5) seconds, they are legally a spaz as declared by the U.S. supreme court of the Spazes United vs. the Mariam Webster's Oxford Dictionary verdict of 2003.

2) Put a pencil on the unsuspecting subject's neck, and if the suject keeps the pencil between his neck and their shoulder in a similar way to the first way, he/she is a spaz.
Ian: When Matthew took the spaz test, he tested positive by a 10 second margin! *sticks candy wrapper on Matthew's shoulder*

Matthew *15 seconds later the candy wrapper falls off*: Phewph! That candy wrapper almost killed me!
by Imaeetufacof April 29, 2007
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the fart & flour test

n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.
(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"
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grind test

The test where the woman grinds on a male to see if he is fit for mating.
Melba rubbed on Fundo's lap in the office to see if he was worthy of her tacos. Fundo passed Mella's grind test.
by authOOr June 29, 2006
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smell test

When you have no more clean clothes and the only clothes that you have are on the floor. So you go and pick them up and give them a good sniff, if they don't stink you wear it.
"Dude, I had to do a smell test on my shirt today."
by COBullrider May 2, 2007
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boob test

When a woman presses her chest against a wall, if her nose touches the wall before her boobs do, she passes.
Her boobs were so big she had 3 inches of space before her nose hit the wall.

She was so flat, she didn't pass the boob test so I sent her home.
by ajs1020 February 3, 2008
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Standard Speed Test

A gay typing test that is a annoying wrong judgement of your typing skills.
Blayney this standard speed test is crap!
by yarr February 17, 2006
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