Twitter

A copy of hell that is more chaotic

Someone - Hey, let's check Twitter.
Also another someone - You want to see hell?

by me fighting against cringe June 23, 2021

Twitter

home of one of the most uneducated trolls that think they know everything but in reality they have the equivalent IQ of a goldfish, it is one of the most controversial apps besides tik tok, creator of cancel culture and overall a toxic environment
10/10

dumbass A: hey! do you have twitter
dumbass B: omg yeah!
dumbass A: omg hold on lemme add you on twitter

by valentinatheweeb December 14, 2021

Twitter

A popular app where most drama happens, most being so stupid that the drama gets so big.

“You should name your bird Twitter! Cuz ya know, your bird is blue.”
“Too late, I already named him Blueberry.”
“*Aggresive grunting*”

by Book bfb November 9, 2021

Twitter ammo

An image or video that insults someone. Usually used in an argument over Twitter Twitter ammo can be used in arguments over many social media’s.

Guy 1: Hey do you have any Twitter ammo I can use, I’m arguing with this dumb ass.
Guy 2: Yeah, here I’ll send you my favorite ones.

by CockMonchy November 10, 2019

Twitter Dew

When you're following more people than you have followers on twitter.

Following: 456 Followers: 77, He got hella twitter dew

by Icyyy July 17, 2013

Twitter

Retardation.

Person 1: "Have you been on Twitter?"
Person 2: "I almost killed myself after it, but yes."

by James Findley December 16, 2021

Twitter Morbidity

The point of no return in language development, after which words are only officially recognized when they saturate the Twitterverse on a given day, leading to language death.

"English is afflicted with Twitter Morbidity, our culture is doomed."

by Truly Tish February 9, 2014