Trump Dump

An absurb statement or series of statements with no basis in fact uttered or tweeted by Donald Trump, often at 6 am during his already scheduled dumping times. A Trump dump may not be retracted until after more than 5 years of assertation without any evidence (see: Obama's birth certificate), or may just pass into nothingness after the media frenzy is complete.

Have you heard about the latest Trump dump? Apparently Big Bird is really a nazi propogandist!

by #trumpdump March 21, 2017

trump fag

A male trump fan that would suck Donald's dick if they had the chance.

That dude is wearing a make America great again t shirt and sucking trumps dick. He must be a trump fag.

by Yourauntlovesmycock February 23, 2017

trump diamond

Fecal matter made from pressurizing quality food through a human digestive system, rendering it virtually useless to man. Product of human waste.

That buffet made quite the trump diamond.

by Chubbaluck April 22, 2017

Trump Logic

(n.) A twisted and unusually backwards thought process to a typically conventional idea.

Origin: Donald Trump's Mouth

Person 1: People need to understand that sexual assault is not acceptable
Person 2: But then who would grab them by the pussy?
Person 1: That sounds like some Trump Logic right there

DT: “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

by Ol_Granns December 8, 2016

Trumping Up

1. An exaggeration or magnification of a problem, issue, statement, finding, facts, estimation or result.

2. An attempt to deceive others by making something seem larger,better,worse or more important than it really is or needs to be.

3. Such conduct was developed or at least perfected by the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

There goes the President trumping up the facts again.

by My Kraken January 24, 2017

Trump Sandwich

Trump Sandwich; noun: Someone who makes up a lot of bullshit, and is full of bologna

P1: LMAO dude i just got a nintendo switch for free
P2: No you didn't
P1: Yeah nintendo gave it to me for free

P2: Did you just eat a Trump Sandwich because i ain't buying that story. Your full of bologna.

by Gay Space Mama April 25, 2017

Trumped up

Meaning "we're screwed" or "fucked up" in a extremely bad, terrible way

"Guess who won the election?"
"Omg who?"
"Donald Trump"
"Oh shit man, we're trumped up, we trumped up real bad"

by jujujuy November 11, 2016