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Time to Die

Some people like it
Some people fear it
But everybody faces it

Also just a funny ass thing to say
Ex 1: Death: It's Time to die!
Person: Finally, Bro
Ex 2: Death: It's time to die!
Person: NO!!!
by Elidacucumber January 17, 2024
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iemand die liefde nodig heeft

when you post a tiktok about #franchise🧟
ey die iemand heeft liefde nodig is iemand die liefde nodig heeft
by realestmfer January 20, 2024
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do or die.

You're do or die is someone you'd do anything for or someone that would do anything for you even on the limit of death.
"Dude I love her man"
"You do?"
"Yeah, she's my do or die."
by msam𝓔ricana. February 4, 2024
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Tuus dies mortis erit die 8 Martii 2031 die 3:09 am

Tuus dies mortis erit die 8 Martii 2031 die 3:09 am
Tuus dies mortis erit die 8 Martii 2031 die 3:09 am
by Bobthedefinition April 7, 2023
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Dumb Ways to Die

A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
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die-t

Loving nickname for the oldest IT tech in the company who refuses to retire and takes an hour to do something that should take 5 minutes.
I really want to try out this new software but with my luck they'll send die-t and I'll get nothing else done today.
by Adorkable72 April 24, 2023
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poo die

who die? poo die
by kwkendi April 25, 2023
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