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desert theory

a theory of punishment that is retributive in nature and involves giving out a punishment that the offender deserves, without considering other factors, such as rehabilitation.

Also known as 'just deserts.'
Judge Tough does not believe in rehabilitation -- he only subscribes to the desert theory of punishment.
by JustDeserts November 26, 2010
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Theodore

The most dank, zasty man alive. Usually has a huge meme collection. He's the most memeiest guy alive
See that guy over there, he's such a Theodore. He has the biggest meme collection I've ever seen!
by The SmaoamS November 26, 2017
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50/50 Theory

A theory that subscribes to the notion that there are only 2 outcomes to any kind of situation. It either will happen, or it won't, no matter how unrealistic. There is therefore 50% chance either way.

Also used to piss someone off, in an un-winnable argument.
Anybody: Oi, Gimp, Scunthorpe Utd will win the Champions League within 3 years.

The Gimp: No they won't, Man Utd will.

Anybody: Fuck off Gimp. 50/50 theory says there is a 50% chance they will. Its simple, they either will or they won't, there are only 2 possible outcomes so fuck off!
by Steeman May 7, 2005
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Free Hugs Shirt Theory

The theory that wearing a Free Hugs T Shirt can possibly lead to you getting laid. The shirt is an amazing conversation starter and attracts instant respect.
"yo Tim, why you wearing that Free Hugs shirt?"
"Bill, you dumb ass, Iv been laid twice this week by wearing this shirt. Its called the Free Hugs Shirt Theory."
by BJ.M April 19, 2009
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of course theory

When something that could possibly goes wrong - in fact - does go wrong .

Therefore making someone say (to themselves), "of course", in a sarcastic tone.
"Badass! I just got GTA IV for PC and I have better than recommended system requirements!"

*Installs Game*

"...And its laggy as hell..." OF COURSE

©"Of Course Theory"
by Tickbaby January 17, 2010
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Dorian Theory

1. To study the life lessons of Dr. John Dorian.

2. A sweet ass band out of Ventura, CA.
1) I wrote a thesis on the Dorian Theory.

2) Did you hear Dorian Theory? They bring the mothafucikin awesome!
by Darwin Manfred III March 1, 2009
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quantum theory

Einstein on quantum theory: "God doesn't play dice with the universe."

God: "C'mon lucky number 7!"
by the_unknown December 4, 2012
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