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the universe 

"the universe is fucking crazy"
the universe by Fuck_Trump December 27, 2020

shave the unibrow 

(v)-To go all out, take every measure of preperation
I really shaved the unibrow for this meeting.

The Sinking of the USS Nimitz 

While copulating with someone from behind, licking your index and middle fingers and sticking one up each nostril.
"Let's try 'The Sinking of the USS Nimitz' tonight!"

the used 

just about the worst band ever devised and anyone who listens to their shitty music is an over emotional pussy
the used is a sorry excuse for music
the used by ass mccracken August 31, 2007

masters of the Universe

A vaguely passable show, let down by the terrible animation common to many carttons of that era. The remake is absolutely shit. I mean, they have lasers, so why do they fight with SWORDS?!?!
Hmm, Masters of the Universe is on...might as well watch it, there's nothing else.

The Ultimate Plumber 

When you are in the middle of having sex in someone elses bathroom while a party is going on downsairs and you proceed to crack the toilet in half !!
Where is that water coming from ?? SHIT !!! Rivas pulled The Ultimate Plumber !!