alaskan hair tie

the act of using a girl's hand band as a cock ring, soaking up her cum and then putting her hair up for a BJ

Steven's dick wasn't working right so, Rachel gave him an Alaskan hair tie.

by tittytictac4U January 30, 2023

Alaskan snow cat

When 6 crackers stand in a circle and nut on a nigger and eventually turns him white.

Last Friday Dj, Gabe, Jonah, Orly, Dimas, and nick gave diallo the Alaskan snow cat. He was so white he became one of us.

by The 6 putsmeowwsssss February 1, 2023

Alaskan Hello

When one uses a bidet during a winter power outage and the water is freezing.
Essentially an enema with freezing water.

I forgot the power was out and got an Alaskan hello in the bathroom!

by subSpaceArtist February 7, 2023

Alaskan Hedgehog

Alaskan hedgehog is when you funnel yourself into a butthole to stay warm in the cold winters .

Liam Neeson was a bad guy in that movie about wolves, but he pulled an Alaskan hedgehog and lived to tell the tale.

by bigdaddykaneeee September 25, 2025

Alaskan Bullworm

No, not the spongebob bull worm but the act of shitting in the snow with the length of at least 4 feet. Preferably in the lawn of someone you hate, or if they were born in texas.

Guy 1: WHO THE FUCK SHAT ON MY LAWN!?
Guy 2: Damn, that guy got an alaskan bullworm on his lawn

by Squashybead2217 October 13, 2025

Alaskan worm driller

Spreading a girl's legs open, rolling your tongue into a tube with a mouth full of a liquid of your choice, and wriggling it into her lady parts. Then begin to spit the liquid into her, after which, remove your tongue. Then, use your hands to scoop out said liquid, akin to a drill miner striking oil, and feed it to the girl.

"Bro, did you see your girl at the party? Ricky was giving her the Alaskan worm driller! I wouldn't take that if I were you."

by xXAlaskanWormDrillerMasterXx October 19, 2025

Alaskan Pipestomp

A mixture between a Alaskan Pipeline and a Waffle Stomp, in which you poop in a condom, freeze it, use it as a dildo, then stomp it all down the drain.

Jimmy: "My drain is still clogged from the Alaskan Pipestomp we did last night."

Joey: "Do another Alaskan Pipestomp to clear it."

by Our_Lord_Gary October 31, 2025