tainted buritto

you fuck a girl in the ass and shortly after she forgets that you had anal sex and sucks your dick

that girl sucked my tainted buritto

by rhett mullinski March 27, 2004

tant juice

When you balls and you ass leak and the juices from that meet in the area between your ass and balls.

Lick my tant juice bitch

by Tant Lover November 11, 2006

Tainted Vagina-TG

When a otherwise perfectly good piece of Strawberry shortcake gets ruined by a dirty motherfucker. Idealy the dirtiest asshole you know.

Also can refer to Any assortment of STD's gained by a filthy partner in a situation where a moment of weakness took the forefront of the girl. Mental lapse, Ignorance, Menopause, blatant stupidly, period, Desperate, Bipolar, pathological Etc..

Does not necessarily refer to STD's directly but can correlate.

TG/Abbreviation
As you see your poon just got contaminated

Skyyjohn: I knew a fine girl and I really liked this girl good fine looking babe but, she fucked this dirty guy this real dirty guy; now what am I supposed to do I aint hitting that now it's ruined what do you call that?

"They should really make a name for that"

Ex1.0:I just heard that fine girl in class had sex with a fucking Hobo when she got wasted and lost in the streets. "What the fuck am I supposed to do now I was all over that!..." "SHIT!!

Ex1.2:When you meet a beautiful Good girl and you narrowly miss her and she ends up having sex with the dirty motherfucker that you hate The relationship goes nowhere and you can finally get on that but, now...would you?

TAINTED VAGINA-TG
You really wanted that....

by VEHEMENTBLACK October 13, 2011

TANtastic

a state of perfect mind (the most uh-may-zing word ever) often given as a complement

man thats TANtastic, Dude thats TANtastic, wow! did you see how TANtastic that man was?! i hope you have a TANtastic day!

by Meli Jo! March 31, 2009

Taintoo

A tattoo on the part of the body between the scrotum and the anus.

"Hey Brad! While you're down there, check out my taintoo."

by Brian Freaking Jones April 5, 2008

tant juice

When the ass juices, pussy juices and urine gather in the tant area.

I was eating the bitch out and I got a mouth full of tant juice when I went to lick her ass.

by Tant Lover November 11, 2006

taintnibbler

n. More irritating than an asskisser, and not as useful as a cocksucker, a taintnibbler is about the lowest form of human life imaginable.

All Yankees fans are taintnibblers.

by Captain Cockface March 2, 2009