emotional suicide bomber 

A person so determined to destroy your happiness or mood that he/she is willing to do, say, or behave in ways that will humiliate, embarrass and/or degrade him/herself in the process.

Chris just passed gas a dinner even though he knew I needed to make a good impression. He is such an emotional suicide bomber!

emotional suicide bomber by philly1701 May 13, 2013

social suicide 

when you do something bad or dumb that effects your social standing

did you hear? he got drunk and did stuff with that really fat chick. yeah hes crazy, thats social suicide.

social suicide by blacky12345 November 23, 2007

toilet suicide 

In the washroom; An explosive wet fart, followed by a painful moan. Offen associated with relieving oneself.

"I know John had a curry last night, but that sounded like toilet suicide!"

toilet suicide by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006

Squirel Suicide 

when a squirell who is depressed because all of his/her family members have died due to getting hit by a car decides to commit suicide by running out infront of a car there by killing itself. This is a very cereal matter and should not be taken lightly.

Sally the Squirel's family was going across the street on a vacation. On the way to their destination, they all get hit by a car. Sally becomes so depressed that she runs infront of a car in order to commit suicide to avoid funeral costs. This is a classic example of a Squirel Suicide.

Squirel Suicide by penguin_boxers77 April 11, 2010

Video Game Suicide 

When you know you won't make it in a video game , you intentionally lose your last life to die in a dignified manner.

Jim: OMG , you lost that last part !

Jimmy: Nah, twas video game suicide

Video Game Suicide by badlygaming December 18, 2011

Alternative Suicide Holiday 

Alt Suicide Holiday or (ASH) is a website currently "frozen" pfft (yeah as if).
Nowerdays, you can find the Nice people from ASH taking a different approach at ABSB
(Google it,Kiddies..If you're feeling a little...blue)
:)
Since 1987, ASH has brought the misguided, attention-seeking youth of the world advice,tips and even diagrams to help them on their quest to inevitable eternal damnation/suicide.
Originally founded in America (Hence the name 'Alt Suicide Holiday'..as in Alternative summer holiday activities..such as...killing yourself)

Mother of suicide 'victim': "MY DAUGHTER KILLED HERSELF,I BLAME THE Alternative Suicide Holiday WEBSITE, AS APOSED TO MY OWN SHORT-COMINGS AS A MOTHER,I'M GOING TO SUE YOU ASH!!!"

Respectable bystander:"Funny how the thousand+ a day hits ASH/ABSB gets, only like, what,3 or something kids who commited suicide even had records of visiting the website in their computer'

Alternative Suicide Holiday by Kimithylee665 June 18, 2006

Pussy suicide 

When a broad decides to end up with an old dude. She is committing pussy suicide. She won't be able to enjoy other penises.

Omg Angela is only 24 years old and is almost dating this 45 year old guy. What a pussy suicide she is committing a pussy suicide.

Pussy suicide by Ahberi nais October 16, 2012