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my ex

she is as fucking crazy just like satan

by fuck you-suck it October 8, 2022

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Since religion is a sensitive topic, it should be noted that I am as bare bones as possible and do not know much about this religion. It is a religion followed by the "demon god" although there is no god in Satanism, The name of his is "Baphomet". Most people think since Satanism has "Satan" in its name, they think they worship Satan himself but that of far from the truth. According to it there are multiple Satans with different social levels. This is much as I have gathered, feel free to correct me by disliking this post and for me fixing it

David: Bro, did you heard of Satanism?
Zach: Yeah I think they worship Satan's.
David: No dude they have another guy named Bapho-. I forgor 💀
Zach:It's alright dude

by Just a guy living his way October 19, 2022

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Satanists

Bunch of losers, who haven’t moved on from their edgy high school phase.

Satanists gatherings are usually filled with heavy metal music, weirdos, and the leader who looks like who was raised by meth heads.

by DrTre902 October 30, 2022

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Satan Sucker

A person who is all evil, all the time. A troll. Someone who spends their lives trying to murder people by proxy. Wyoming is completely populated with them.

Wyoming breeds Satan Suckers like cattle.

by Michael V69 October 30, 2022

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Satan

#1 The One who wanted to be God cause God rulz! But ended up his own cuckold. Now he spends every waking minute pretending to be a winner. His time is almost over.

#2 The one who stands out side ur door when ur reading or doingg something ur not supposed to be doing. that.. physically unmovable spiritual wickedness that reminds me of a super angry Bull with rabies that overdosed on steroids and somehow lived, and hopes u don’t pray at that precise moment. The one who has to obey God unwillingly.

#3 Forever shamed, who temporarily clothes him self with the shameless people of our planet earth.
4# that old serpent..

Me# Satan, ur not welcome here!
Satan# u know u can do shit.. and u we’re doing something ur God did not approve of.
Me# Boy, God must be mad at me. Oh Fuck! Ok… ok.. Lord…
(I know I would have fainted if I didn’t already know these things about who’s in charge. U don’t wana meet the devil. Just be thankful when the Lord is trying to get ur attention and it was the only thing that would work, and start there.. cause sometimes it’s not our fault we take kindness for granted). Ignorance in not bliss ok. But necessary.

by -dipshit November 20, 2022

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