andy status

straight up fuckin broke. so broke dat u got go 2 bobby blues instead of jimmy jazz. so broke u gotta save up 2 be broke. So broke hobos give u money. so broke u dream of one day bein homeless

man i wanna get chips on layaway but i cant! dats some straight up andy status shit right there!

by new york city's one and only chino July 29, 2008

Phill status

origanly based on a girl who is definetly not perfect, but everyone thinks shes is. used as a compliment.

Boy at waldorf sf: look at her. shes definetly got an almost phill status. 2nd boy at waldorf: yeah i know. I CALL DIBS ON HER!

by elliot dwyer carney January 20, 2009

Turtle Status

when you are waiting on someone to deliver something or drop something off and they are taking for ever to show up or call back.

when murph says he will be over in 10 minutes to give you the money he owes you and still hasn't called and hour later. fucking TURTLE STATUS.

by 321firefunk January 9, 2010

Stanislas

He is gay faggot. He dreams of Olivier Giroud and wanks to posters of him. He is also known to be very fat and slow when running. He likes to think of himself as a god, but in reality everyone knows that he is a sad lonely dumbass which is why he is called stanislas. Dumbass and Stanislas rhyme😉. He likes to dream about a big fat baguette with nutella on the tip fucking him when he sleeps. People also refere to him as the worst swear word to ever be made and to be called a 'Stanislas' is the worst thing that could ever happen to you and you should probably just commit suicide .

You are such a Stanislas !!!
How dare You😱! You just said the 'S' word!

by Bom Bam Slam May 29, 2018

homo status

something that sucks or is gay

guy 1:i broke my leg last week guy2: thats so homo status

by tNt MaN January 22, 2008

Bts Stans

Bts fans names ARMY <33

Also y'all haters so obsessed making definitions LMAO

ARMY, we have fans ;P

Person 1: Do you know BTS?
ARMY: Yes, My friends and I are BTS Stans !

Hater: BTS is ass
ARMY: You're obsessed <3

by bts_defender_fu2 May 13, 2022

Dane Cook Status

When u tell a joke at a high caliber, it is very funny and people relate to u. This comes after the Comedian Dane Cook who tells good jokes that are true.

WOW man that was halarious you be on that Dane Cook Status. Thanks Daniel

by Christian Ramos December 8, 2007