Somebody that keeps scrolling on your phone after only being allowed to look at one thing. A scrolling bitch
Person 1: "She is such a scritch"
Person 2:"I know. I allowed her to look at one picture in my gallery, but she scrolled so far that she found my smut folder!"
Person 3: "Scritch!"
Person 2:"I know. I allowed her to look at one picture in my gallery, but she scrolled so far that she found my smut folder!"
Person 3: "Scritch!"
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Friend 1: "I need a new helmet..."
Friend 2: "I know just the place for you to go, Spirit Motorcycle Accessories, they have all you need!"
Friend 2: "I know just the place for you to go, Spirit Motorcycle Accessories, they have all you need!"
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A classic "spirit of the law" joke, from an old 90's-era "Hagar the Horrible" cartoon:
IRS auditor: Hello, Mr. Horrible; I'm from the IRS, and I'm here to audit your income tax return.
Hagar (calling over his shoulder into the house): Bring me out a bottle of my best wine, Helga!
IRS auditor (making a huge huffy show of shocked indignance): You DARE try to BRIBE ME with a BOTTLE OF WINE?!??
Hagar (with cheerful imperturbability): Make that TWO bottles, Helga!
IRS auditor: (smiles broadly and closes his eyes in smug satisfaction --- hey, HE was no more morally-upstanding than the NEXT corrupt official; he just needed Hagar to "up the ante" a bit to get him to "take a soft approach" in his investigation! :P)
IRS auditor: Hello, Mr. Horrible; I'm from the IRS, and I'm here to audit your income tax return.
Hagar (calling over his shoulder into the house): Bring me out a bottle of my best wine, Helga!
IRS auditor (making a huge huffy show of shocked indignance): You DARE try to BRIBE ME with a BOTTLE OF WINE?!??
Hagar (with cheerful imperturbability): Make that TWO bottles, Helga!
IRS auditor: (smiles broadly and closes his eyes in smug satisfaction --- hey, HE was no more morally-upstanding than the NEXT corrupt official; he just needed Hagar to "up the ante" a bit to get him to "take a soft approach" in his investigation! :P)
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