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According to lore, the Clock Spider once had a ninth leg. That leg fell off one day and is now what Christians, Musilims, and Jews alike worship as God.
According to lore, the Clock Spider once had a ninth leg. That leg fell off one day and is now what Christians, Musilims, and Jews alike worship as God.
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by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003
Get the Clock Spider mug.Ancient term for idiot south african dutchman who cant drive,fight,drink and score hot chicks.if brains were dynamite,they wouldn't have enough to blow the hats off their heads.
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It is when you jerkoff, and right before you jerk off, you nut on your hand and throw it at a girls face then you run off web slinging
by Alenadro Jihad March 6, 2008
Get the Spiderman That Hoe YOU mug.1.) When having intercourse with someone, suddenly pull your dick out, cum in your hand, and slap your partner in the face with your Jizzed up hand.
2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.
2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.
1.) Dude, I totally gave your mom a Sexy Spiderman last night, she was pissed.
2.) Dave tried to give a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.
2.) Dave tried to give a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.
by Nato22 December 9, 2008
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A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
Get the Break the legs off the spider mug.When a guy sticks his thumb up a girl's ass from behind (likely while fucking her doggy style) and lets his fingers rest on her upper ass/lower back (possibly tapping his fingers making it even weirder). This makes it seem to her as though a giant spider is crawling up her ass. Most likely done by inexperienced individuals.
Jen: So I heard you fucked Joe? How was he?
Jamie: Uhhh...ok I guess, he kinda weirded me out by doing the spider though.
Jen: Fuckin amateur, lets make out.
Jamie: Uhhh...ok I guess, he kinda weirded me out by doing the spider though.
Jen: Fuckin amateur, lets make out.
by Gamblar December 9, 2008
Get the spider mug.A fart made while sitting in a chair. A chair has four legs. The person has two arms and two legs- that's eight legs- thus the spider reference. With time the term has been misused so often, it has now come to mean any fart.
( Person sitting next to you lifts one leg and farts ). I have to go, that Barking Spider just put me off my lunch.
by Mark Trageser March 7, 2008
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