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Ethean Soule

I had a psychic reading with the Rainbow Medium Ethean Soule
by Bardster💪🏿 March 10, 2022
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Soul sack

When you're getting pulled over and you hide your stash in your nuts while praying to god you don't go to jail.
I got arrested, but my homie soul sacked my stash so I don't have to reup when I get out.
by SNMoon February 27, 2020
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Soul Maid

An alternative, modern take on, "Soul Mate."

A woman native mostly to South East Asia, (commonly Indonesia and Vietnam) India, and Eastern Europe (commonly Ukraine, Lithuania, and Latvia) who preys on fat, hopeless guys i.e. incels and neckbeards in developed nations who can't get with Western women due to crippling ineptitude at life. Lurking mostly on dating and chat sites; the Soul Maid promises the perfect submissive woman who loves cooking and cleaning with their endgame being resource extraction and eventual marriage, including all-expense-paid travels to their partner's home country. Afterward, she can either keep up the charade of "love" or pull the divorce lever for the cash and prizes; both benefiting the Soul Maid and screwing her partner royally at varied starting times.

A typical Soul Maid has no personality aside from playing up a submissive, ethnic village girl stereotype sold to their partner by the PR machines of dating sites/other "happier abroad" propaganda while having no interests outside of cooking, cleaning, and entertaining/enabling their temporary partner's delusions of being an alpha male. The Soul Maid's approval costs and inspires nothing therefore, the temporary partner can exist blissfully being a fat loser and thinking he found love where all he had to do is throw money around.
Melvin: "Mom, my new wife Herdiana is cooking today."
Mom: "Does she know how to do anything else?"
Melvin: "Look how tidy our house is now, she's so good at cleaning too."
Mom: (grumbling to herself) "When I got married I was a soul mate but my loser son married a SOUL MAID!"
by COERCITOR_ROMANVS December 22, 2020
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Soul Sitch

1. Subconsciously committal bond between two people who are soulfully entangled to each other.

2. Not a Relationship, not a Situationship.
Imani: Are y'all dating yet?
Malcolm Not really, we in a lil soul sitch.
by Wildmosquito December 8, 2023
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soul

Loser white boy with a huge cock, submissive, masochist, and rapeable
Hey soul can i be your dominant owner?
by soulleater August 8, 2024
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PSM (professor soul mate)

A professor you feel an emotional and intellectual but completely platonic connection to. It’s THAT professor that will talk about all the subjects that you’ve always wanted to talk about, the one that can keep you interested for hours about that one topic. It’s the professor you’ve always dreamt to have a conversation with.
« okay I’ve met my PSM (professor soul mate) today. He is the professor I’ve always been waiting for »
by zelie3008 February 27, 2023
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new Dark Souls

describes a quite difficult game that has recently been released.
Dude A: "Hey, have you heard of this new game Cuphead?"
Dude B: "Of course! They say it's the new Dark Souls!"
by drJunkenstein October 24, 2017
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