by i suck 534 March 1, 2019

A Midnight Snack is when you're woken up, from a dead sleep, at any time between 12 am and Sun-up (it has to still be dark out) with terrible diarrhea caused by the last meal you ate before going to bed.
If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.
If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.
by Munson G. September 12, 2022

by TheArmchairAnarchist March 28, 2021

by gamercrazy June 7, 2022

Ben: Oh man, I can't open my car door. Hey Matt, could you help me out here?
Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?
Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!
Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.
Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?
Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!
Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.
by TheSheetGhost August 29, 2011

When a person fingers another person in the anus, and pulls out remnants of fecal matter, and continues to eat the fecal matter.
by Dan Henderson December 22, 2007
