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Simp General

The leader of a legion of Simps.

She’s at the command of thousands of white-knights and desperate men, who’ll do anything to protect their queen. They’re ready 24/7 to drown her in complements or swarm her with donations. In return she’ll maybe say their name if they’re really lucky, but the simps know all too well they shouldn’t expect to get anything back from her in return for their service.

You’ll find these Generals on platforms such as Instagram, Twitch and TikTok, along with their army.

Examples of famous Generals: Addison Rae, Madison Beer, Pokimane and Ava Rose
Wow, Madison Beer really has an impressive army. She’s the biggest Simp General out there.

Dude, look at that Simp General over there. She just received a 3k donation and didn’t even react or say thanks to her Simp.

I wonder whose army would win in a battle between those two Simp Generals.
by Doctor G. Hennen April 25, 2020
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Simp Shrimp

All of class of 2023 are simp shrimps (verb)

The senior beat the simp into a simp shrimp paste (noun)
by digo_bone October 18, 2019
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Simp bucks

Bob: Alice I brought you flowers and made your laundry
Alice: that'll get you some simp bucks. Nerd
by TCPizza June 16, 2020
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No Simp October

A challenge where GIRLS aren't allowed to simp for any being on this earth including fictional characters for the whole October
Girl 1: Hey have you heard of joseph ?! he’s soo cute
Girl 2: Girl you just failed no simp October

Girl 1: What’s that about ?
Girl 2: You can't simp during October girl. It's no simp October for us girls now!
by simp not a pimp September 3, 2020
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Teddy Simp

A type of person named teddy that gets cucked by women constantly and fails to kiss them at least 4 times
me:teddy go kiss anna you have wanted to for so long
teddy: hugs her
me:teddy simp
by Notepicsimplol January 22, 2020
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Netflix simp

Someone that jumps on the latest Netflix show bandwagon. They have no capacity to think for themselves or explore their entertainment preferences. They watch a show because everyone else is talking about it and they want to feel included. Two weeks later, they’ve forgotten all about it.

You’re likely a Netflix simp if you have watched: Tiger King, Bridgerton, Sex Education, Derry Girls, or 13 Reasons Why
Girl 1: OMG have you watched Bridgerton on Netflix?
Girl 2: OMG YEAH!!1! It’s so *superficial “deep” conversation*.

Boy: You’re such a Netflix simp
by Poseidon’s Kiss February 8, 2021
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Simp shaming

when someone insults or shames you for simping over a person/character
"damn! Lilly simps for gon in Hunter x Hunter? What a looser she's so stupid and gay 🙄🙄🙄 "

"Guys stop simp shaming me 😢😢"
by pee pee fish July 17, 2020
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