Steaming Wolf Penis

A shitty yet awesome band consisting of Jerkbeast (A foul mouthed monster that hates everybody) on drums, Sweet Benny (Necrophiliac with a seriously messed up looking face) on base and is also the singer AND Marty (Rabbit smashing psycho) On guitar.

"1 I believe in Satan 2 he believes in me 3 We believe in each other 4 Jesus was a transsexual!" STEAMING WOLF PENIS

"Looks like chocolate, taste like shit. Never gonna know untill you bite into it."

by Steve pools ass August 23, 2011

Chattanooga (Choo Choo) Steamer

1)When you take a shit on someones face and then stomp the hell out of their face with some old shoes while the shit is still on their face.

"That dude was talking shit so I gave him a Chattanooga Steamer!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

The Philadelphia Steamer

Often confused with the Cleveland Steamer... In the city of brotherly love, this occurs when a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest or vice versa and then mixes the bowel with creme cheese. A variation called the "Philly Steamer" results when the dump is mixed with nacho cheese, onions, and green peppers.

Bob: Spicy mustard you are hot tonight.
Gloria: Oh Bob I can't take anymore. I've
got to go #2.
Bob: Don't worry baby, you can use my
chest.
(After she does her business)
Bob: Oh yeah I love that! Now mix in some
of that Philly Creme Cheese.

by Miller August 7, 2005

steam loaf

Very long and grotesque fecal matter that is of very high temperature

I laid steam loaf on his neck

by Danyo February 19, 2003

Steaming Sausalito

1. Immediately following anal sex, the man wipes an "S" with his shit-stained cock and balls in one of two places:
a. If doggystyle, then the "S" is wiped across her tramp-stamp spot (just above her ass crack)
b. If missionary, then the "S" is wiped across her forehead (which requires that her hair be pulled back)

The move is appropriately topped off with the money-shot mixed in with the shit residue.

2. A cookie

This move is distantly related to the Dirty Sanchez

1. "Yeah, I gave Julie a Steaming Sausalito last night and she enjoyed every minute of it."

2. "For a warm melty chocolate experience, make a steaming sausalito by putting the cookie in the microwave for 20 seconds."

by Saucy Lito December 24, 2007

Steaming Beverly

During the final stages of anal intercourse, the man withdraws his member, and by the grace of god, there remains a steaming turd hanging by a single pubic hair on the end of his shaft.

Origin: During the Canadian Fur Trade, a successful Steaming Beverly portended an early summer.

"Honey, honey...be still, and turn around very slowly. We've got ourselves a Steaming Beverly!"

by steaming jesus October 10, 2009

Dutch Steam Oven

The dutch steam oven is the careful art of farting while in the shower. (Mutch like the dutch oven)

Jimmy: I'm gonna go hop in the shower and dutch steam oven myself to death!

by John Handee January 3, 2009