The short version of a long answer. When you don't want to give the long details for whatever reason.
When you just want the basic facts, not the War & Peace, x-tra long, version of the story, or someone's answer.
When you just want the basic facts, not the War & Peace, x-tra long, version of the story, or someone's answer.
David:" Hey Jeff, How'd it go with Marcela this weekend?"
Jeff: "The short of the long....touchdown!"
Jeff:" Hey David, Do you have any beer left?"
David:" Well...I was gonna go to the liquor store, then Kim called me...and you know she has a nice..."
Jeff:" Dude....the short of the long..."
Daid:" Sorry, man."
Jeff: "The short of the long....touchdown!"
Jeff:" Hey David, Do you have any beer left?"
David:" Well...I was gonna go to the liquor store, then Kim called me...and you know she has a nice..."
Jeff:" Dude....the short of the long..."
Daid:" Sorry, man."
by loco4moto March 24, 2008
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by jake smith May 25, 2004
Get the short mug.Having sex with women, and making her believe you'll be together for a long time. When you are about to cum you save it inside of you and run around the house cumming on every electrical appliance. Everything will break, you proceed to run out of the house, finally cumming on the women's electrical box.
Jillian: Why are you so sad Linda
Linda: Some guy alaskan short fused my house
Jilian: That happened to me a week ago
Linda: oh
Jilian: yup
Linda: Some guy alaskan short fused my house
Jilian: That happened to me a week ago
Linda: oh
Jilian: yup
by Tha alaskan January 4, 2011
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Bud says, "Jed, you might wanna mind your meter, the bear is round the bend."
Jed says, "that's a 10-4, whats your 20"?
Bud: marker 27.
Jed: I got my eyes on.
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often shortened to: "what's your 20?" or just 20? when texting
Jed says, "that's a 10-4, whats your 20"?
Bud: marker 27.
Jed: I got my eyes on.
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often shortened to: "what's your 20?" or just 20? when texting
by Mr Major July 2, 2008
Get the often shortened to: "what's your 20?" mug.A sexy band consisting of 3 hot guys.
Vocals/Guitar - Shaun Diviney
Base Guitar/Backup Vocals - Andy Clemmensen (SEXY)
Drums - Bradie Webb
They are so HOT and they are from New South Wales, Australia. They write their own songs and play their own music. They are hilarious and I will always love and support them. You haters make me laugh, so pathetic. Watch Short Stack TV on youtube if you havent alreay :)
Vocals/Guitar - Shaun Diviney
Base Guitar/Backup Vocals - Andy Clemmensen (SEXY)
Drums - Bradie Webb
They are so HOT and they are from New South Wales, Australia. They write their own songs and play their own music. They are hilarious and I will always love and support them. You haters make me laugh, so pathetic. Watch Short Stack TV on youtube if you havent alreay :)
by Maddie Clemmensen July 11, 2009
Get the Short Stack mug.The need for men of less than average height to try to explain away their anti-social and annoying compensatory behaviour by writing explanatory definitions on this site.
Short Man's Syndrome is something short men display, and it's always a bad thing.
Never vote for a short man.
Short Man's Syndrome is something short men display, and it's always a bad thing.
Never vote for a short man.
Examples of Short Man's Syndrome include: Getting out of a Camaro. Becoming hostile when jostled. Headbutting people's knees.
by onelongdrinkofwater May 14, 2011
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