clearing season

"clearing season" is the second half of the season (cuffing season), after cuff season has ended, you experience a strong desire for simple human contact. "when those single people who — whether by circumstance or choice — did not successfully cuff before the end of the year begin to twitch" according to Vice, thanks to Hannah Ewens and Emma Garland of Vice, the feeling finally has a name.

hey Justin! how's it going with Britney? clearing season is coming up, you nervous?
nah, i don't think anything's gonna change

by didilovesriri November 17, 2018

gloving season

A collegiate tradition started on December 3rd 2019. The act of walking behind an unsuspecting person and throwing a glove over their head and onto the ground in front of them, striking fear and panic into the heart of the victim.

Example:
Me: OMG!! I was walking to class the other day and I got so scared!
Catherine: OMG!! Why?
Me: Justin totally just gloved me!

Catherine: You poor poor thing, it is gloving season...

by Macaronboi December 3, 2019

lemon season

when your at a party and you see 3 or more couples making out

'' is it the lemon season, mate?''

by daiyuツ May 6, 2023

seasonings greetings

When holiday meals call for a different kind of seasoning.

I can't believe Thanksgiving is almost here, I need to bust out the cloves and cinnamon and wish everyone Seasonings Greetings!

by GlazeHer November 23, 2023

Lethal weapons season 3

Fucking cancer, it's like if someone asked me what cancer was i would litterally just show them season 3 of Lethal weapons

My gandma just died of Lethal weapons season 3

by Lethal weapons season 3 HATER June 1, 2020

pre-seasoned

When a woman or orifice has been aroused or inseminated to the point that a a phallus can slide in without effort. Often used to convey disinterest in foreplay and the result of using a fluffer.

Meet her friends? Are they DTF? I like them pre-seasoned! In fact, it's best if someone else has already talked them up.

by Capn C-Block April 27, 2014

Seasoning

To be excelling at an activity with class and grace.

Person 1: Look at her dancing... she's seasoning.

Person 2: My writing is so seasoned.

by w00dr0w w1ls0n August 1, 2024