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cincinnati steamroller

When you shit on someone's chest and rub it in with your ass cheeks. aka: cleveland steamroller.
That girl was so freaky she wanted me to give her a cincinnati steamroller.
by cincinnati sam August 30, 2008
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steam

1. a waste of code designed to turn good games (like CS, dod) into piles of shit,
2. the worst way to update games,
3. a REALLY bad idea,
4. a way of getting 56k players off half-life in the hope to reduce lag but because of the fuckups in code its laggy with more than 4 people playing on a server,
5. what you get if you fart on a cold day
steam is made for valves to laugh at
by hex_ten November 23, 2003
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steamboating

Like motor-boating... but with an asshole.
Bro, I was totally steamboating that girl all last night *high five*
by x3igh7 September 11, 2011
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Steamed Hams

Typical definition said by Skinner when he waited the lunch.
Principal Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.

Superintendant Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.

Principal Skinner: Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers.

Superintendant Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams.

Principal Skinner: Yes, it's a regional dialect.

Superintendant Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?

Principal Skinner: Uh, upstate New York.

Superintendant Chalmers: Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams."

Principal Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no; it's an Albany expression.

Superintendant Chalmers: I see.

Chalmers takes a bite of the "steamed ham"

Superintendant Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Principal Skinner: Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.

Superintendant Chalmers: For steamed hams.

Principal Skinner: Yes

Superintendant Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

shows Skinner the grill marks

Principal Skinner: Uh... you know... one thing I sh -... 'scuse me for one second.
by M4ttl December 26, 2016
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Boston Steam Cleaver

Similar to the Bostom Steamer with a slight twist. After the saran-wrap is applied to the face of the person, you then proceed with an upercut to the anus.
The girl received a "Boston Steam Cleaver at the Fraternity Party this weekend. Her face smelled like shit and she walked funny for a week.
by Jerry Jabs Anus October 8, 2009
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Cleveland Steam Train

Like a Cleveland Steamer, but with more participants. The 'Engineer' shits on the first participant, who then rubs the steaming pile onto the next in line, who rubs it onto the the next, and so on.
The orgy was getting boring until the Germans started up a Cleveland Steam Train. Related to Cleveland Steamer and train.
by clevelandcoprophagic December 24, 2013
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Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top

When a chick performs a regular Cleveland Steamer, topped off with her used tampon.
Normally she'll do a Cincinnati bowtie, but this time she went for the Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top.
by daltonator April 1, 2008
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